The fridge was left open over night. Everything is spoiled.
Are you singing to a newt in that picture? Looks like Freddy Kreuger's gonna be going to the University of Illinois!I got nothin'.
It's a rat. A green rat. Freddy? Madam, I am offended.
That's how it looks from a distance...when I clicked I could see you were a zombie. Sorry!
You've named your bedroom after a country? Good job my geography homey! What's the bathroom? Mexico? "Hey, I'll be back. I'm gonna go drop off a burrito in Mexico..."What's the livin room called?
Wow, low blow on the mom jokes. Classy!Busch league, bitch.
And we know it's not called the Mila!
Much better. Keep it real.
Be grateful that I found my pair of underwear. 
Are you singing to a newt in that picture?
ReplyDeleteLooks like Freddy Kreuger's gonna be going to the University of Illinois!
I got nothin'.
It's a rat. A green rat. Freddy? Madam, I am offended.
ReplyDeleteThat's how it looks from a distance...when I clicked I could see you were a zombie. Sorry!
ReplyDeleteYou've named your bedroom after a country? Good job my geography homey! What's the bathroom? Mexico? "Hey, I'll be back. I'm gonna go drop off a burrito in Mexico..."
ReplyDeleteWhat's the livin room called?
Wow, low blow on the mom jokes. Classy!
ReplyDeleteBusch league, bitch.
And we know it's not called the Mila!
ReplyDeleteMuch better. Keep it real.
ReplyDelete