Whetting...

More to come... 

Moments later, I landed on Karl from the top rope. He sees me comin'...and who says smoking isn't cool? This picture changed my mind. Gimme a pack of Players! 

Bad Dog!

Here's another pic from Canada Olympic Park (COP). I was trying to get rid of my worms. Kyle sucked in his gut for this picture. Fit! 

Birfday Dance!

That was the Chippendale's last balloon...hence the smile. 

The Dark Side

A lonely Darth Ryan contemplates the years to come...(thanks for the shirt, Ted!) 

Oh What A Feeling!

Did I just buy a Toyota? 

Begging...BEGGING for a Photoshop

 

Thtrike a Pose!

Mi hermano and I lookin' GORGEOUS at the Olympic ski jump. This is aboot 2 weeks ago. How time flies... 

Three Oh

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Gandalf n' Friends

"The mountains? Pffft, such PUSSIES! I hate those assholes, always going on about how they're SOOOO good at soccer. Everyone knows soccer is for stupid Euro pieces of crap. If I saw those mountains I'd bury my foot so far up their sedimentary asses, they'll think I'm the second coming of the glacier that put em' there! Oh man, I'd kick their stup...they're right behind me...aren't they. Shit." 

Workin' Man

Cutting up my arms. Waging a war against weeds. Peeing in Hefty bags. That's my life now. Not that you bastards are paying attention anymore. Get your asses up here.

Sexy!

The goats had a real taste for peanut butter. Those pants? Chaps. Underwear? Nope. 

Nature!

Here's a rare picture of a cloud mating with a mountain. The gestation period is like a year. At which point the mountain will give birth to some kind of freakish mountain cloud. Cloudtain...yeah. It'll probably take over the world. 

Betta Gitchoself a Jobby Job!

Would YOU hire this man? No? Well, that's because you're (probably) a stupid American. I have been FLOODED with phone calls from employers up here. Surprisingly not many are from truckers looking for 'company'. Nope. I had a second interview at UPS...that I ditched. What can Brown do for me? Pffft, NOTHIN'! I took a job with my first interview. At a landscaping company. Yep. That's me practicing my landscaping skills up there.
Watch out record store! Watch out Pokemon store! I now have disposable income! Starting tomorrow. PiiiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaCHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 

Life Is Fast. So Are Cats.

Breaking News: This weekend Angela and I are headed to Banff. I've got a mark up there that needs to be knocked off. Plus it's our one year anniversary...WOAH! A freakin' year on Easter. I knew Jesus loved me. He's totally gonna give us a hollow bunny for our anniversary. The in-laws have been kind enough to provide us with cards and meal money. Hell yeah! I'm super sizing my fries!
So not only are we celebrating the fact that Angela has had an endentured servant for almost a year, we're also celebrating an end to that exciting run. You see, my WORK PERMIT arrived in the mail yesterday!!!!!!! EAT IT CANADA! You have no idea what you've just unleashed upon yourself. I'm gonna pay the SHIT outta my income taxes. I'm gonna pay em' so hard. I've also got an interview with a landscaping company tomorrow. Haha! I feel my Mexican brothers plight more and more every day. No. Kyle's not Mexican..it's a just a figure of speech.
What does all this have to do with me eating Owen's brains? Nothing.

That's Where I Came From!

Apparently my dad is smuggling range balls. We can see your golf bag, dude! 

Pop In Palm Springs

So, my pop is taking some man time down in Palm Springs. Shaved his head, hooked up the trailer and hit the road. Above is a picture of him begging for change on a local Palm Springs golf course. I think Palm Springs is also Chris' stage name. 

True Face of DOMINATION!

I recently subscribed to XBox Live. I thought it was different. I guess I had XXX Box Live in mind. But this is pretty cool anyways. My brother, Chris and Josh (finally!) have been playing TONS of Halo2 online. It's totally nerdy, but rad. I can talk shit from a different country! Above is a picture of me rockin' your ass with my new haircut in my sauna (that carbonite totally doesn't melt!). A glimpse into the future perhaps? Thanks Dad!
Oh, and I have to give props to Josh. He actually had to buy an XBox to partake in these events. Good job, man. That took some cojones. 

The After Party

Much to my chagrin, I wasn't able to go home (thanks immigration!) to see Chris for the big three oh. The nice thing? I went to the zoo on his birthday and he was THERE!! It was awesome to see him. I even sung him Happy Birthday. He just threw his poop at me and ate sunflower seeds. Good to see he hasn't changed. 

The Thirty Trifecta

Mortality be damned! My amigo Chris turns 30 in just a few days. Myself and Slag are shortly to follow. I think we've defied the odds. None of us are dead. None of us are in prison (anymore). To celebrate, I'm creating Chris' gift. I hope to have he and Slag up here soon so we can do a Dirty Thirty bash. Maybe in June we can even have a Vegas redux? By then I should be legal! WOOO! Now I know how the Mexicans feel. I'll be leading a march up here this week.
Anyway, here's a couple of pictures of my homies and I from the past year. I miss you guys!