Sooooo, I'm done with the CG pretty soon. I thought it'd be a good idea to start saving up some scratch for my new life up in Canada. So I got a roomie. Hombre E. I don't know what the E is for. Yet. Anyway, he does a lot of yelling and pointing. And humping. It's bad man. This was such a bad idea. He pees sitting down. I don't know man. Jeez.
OHHH YEEAAHHH. Thats where you been hidin you girly, tatoo wearing, communist loving God Hater.
ReplyDeleteI challenge you anytime, anyplace, anywhere...OOOBHHH YEEEAAAAHHH.
I see you eye ballin me....Watch your back brudder....You Know Who
ps OOOHHHH YEEEEAAHHHHH
Is this who I think it is? General Emergency?!! I thought I ended your career a long time ago. Not that you really had one to speak of.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised you could find a library open that late to let you in off the streets. AND you know how to use a computer?! Mui impressivo!! Have a shot of mouthwash. My treat.
Condoms? I think those are in short supply right now.
ReplyDeleteYes. That's where you put them Karl. Glad you figured it out!
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