Do you smoke? Really? Did you know that Ai Ai the chimpanzee smokes? Well, USED to smoke? NOW how cool are you? Even chimps are quitting!! That's how lame it is! Remember when chimps started riding skateboards? Two years later, Tony Hawk was flipping his bangs out of his eyes and doing kick flips.I just hope chimps don't start wearing pants all the time. I don't wanna be a nerd...but pants...c'mon. So RESTRICTING.
Anyay, Ai Ai started smoking SIXTEEN EFFING years ago! She started when her hubby went to the big testing lab in the sky.
Then her SECOND old man died. Probably riding a motorcycle. Then her daughter left for another zoo. They just grow up so fast, eh Ai Ai? One second they're suckling for milk, the next they're flinging poo in your face. Then they're gone. You smoke girl. Smoke as much as you want.
And she did. But now she quit. And eats fried food. Read the article...it's shorter than this shit!
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