
Oh, man. The Supreme Court just issued an arrest warrant for Tom Delay. Whatchoo think that foo' is worth in prison? A pack of smokes? A foot rub?
I can't wait to see how this turns out. USA USA!

The fridge was left open over night. Everything is spoiled.
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We are so fucking DRINKING in my apartment right now!
To quote you, "Remove his feeding tube, please."
Ahh, hahaha! Celebration time...C'MON! Don't hog all the cough syrup, yo.
"No no, man. Maybe if we pool our cash we can get that dude in the apartment downstairs to score us an eighth. I'm pretty sure he has a connection. Seriously. How much cash can we get together?"
Seriously, though, there were giggles of glee in my opium den this evening. To quote my rhetorical god, Hunter S. Thompson, "May he choke on the money he stole."
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