On Josh's birthday, we all went for dinner. He went away from the table and PAX started telling me how happy she was that this was the last birthday she had to spend with him. I asked her what she meant. She said that "You know, we got married like 3 years ago...so this is the last contracted year. Marriage means 3 years in Latin. Right?" I explained to her that marriage was FOREVER. That's when she lost it.