Monday, May 23, 2005
Friday, May 20, 2005
Did I lose a bet? Not one pertaining to me wearing this pink Sonics shirt. I thought maybe it would bring the boys good luck. But I think it only served as a distraction as the Sonics went on to lose the game/series and I lost my dignity. Here's PAX helping me change into my hot new shirt that Amber Alert purchased for me. A simple dare is all it took. SUCK IT IN!!
Monday, May 16, 2005
Plan B
Well, I was gonna throw a big going away/birthday bash here. But it looks like customs put the kabosh on THAT. Oh well, at least I'm gonna get away with it...I just blamed the Indians like everyone else!!
"RYAN! Did you eat the last donut?!!!"
"Nope, it was the Indians."
"I should've known. What about this pile of poop on the floor?"
"Indians."
"DAMN YOU INDIANS!!"
Or there's always this:
"Chris, I thought you were broke. Where'd you get that money?"
"Indians."
"RYAN! Did you eat the last donut?!!!"
"Nope, it was the Indians."
"I should've known. What about this pile of poop on the floor?"
"Indians."
"DAMN YOU INDIANS!!"
Or there's always this:
"Chris, I thought you were broke. Where'd you get that money?"
"Indians."
Friday, May 13, 2005
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Cable T.V. gave me a PHD.
So I'm chillin' at home this evening. Screwin' around with the blog, trying to find a cool new background. Made some dinner, sat down, watchin' the Phoenix vs Dallas game. Good game. Finally. Anyway, late in the 3rd quarter Joe Johnson of the Suns goes for a dunk. He gets blocked. But he hangs on the rim allowing his momentum to carry his legs in front of him. Well, homeboy hit the flo'. Hard. His body I mean. Mostly his face though. But the announcer made a VERY interesting point. After seeing the play and Mr. Johnson's head bounce off the hardwood, then drip blood on the floor. Senor Johnson got up and his eye was all owiefied. The commentator said "They'll hafta get some ice on that eye. When it swells shut, you lose vision in that eye." I was blown away. Here I am eating mac n' cheese, thinking I'm going to enjoy a mindless basketball game. I think to myself "He can't SEE? When his eye is closed, he can't SEE?!!" Yeah right. I mean, he's not sleeping, so why couldn't he see? I figure that this stupid jock commentator is just making things up. So I try a little experiment. I close my left eye. OMFG!! I can't see out of it!!! He was right! You DO lose vision when that eye closes!! Who would've thought? Well done Mr. Commentator...well done.
Monday, May 02, 2005
Poppin
So not much happened in PDX this weekend. Unless you count losing control of Jeff as "much happened". I mean, it started out as an innocent wheelie. Then it went horribly, HORRIBLY wrong. Sort've. By horribly, I mean that I was bucked off and ran behind Jeff as he did his best to outrun me. He reared up like an angry bear!! An angry GIRL bear! HAHAHA! I put you DOWN Jeff!! Anyway, he was up on his back wheel, my hand is stuck on the accelerator and the parked cars are drawing nigh. Holy crap. That's when I did something heroic. Not sure what it was, but somehow Jeff wound up back underneath me (wear he belongs!) the people downtown got a show. And Chris and I realized just how much power we're ridin' around on. Oh. And that we're completely retarded. Later, we found ourselves playing Hearts at the Horse Brass. Then Donkey Konga. Oh, and also the birthday party. Then more Donkey Konga. Not bad.
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