Plan B

Well, I was gonna throw a big going away/birthday bash here. But it looks like customs put the kabosh on THAT. Oh well, at least I'm gonna get away with it...I just blamed the Indians like everyone else!!
"RYAN! Did you eat the last donut?!!!"
"Nope, it was the Indians."
"I should've known. What about this pile of poop on the floor?"
"Indians."
"DAMN YOU INDIANS!!"
Or there's always this:
"Chris, I thought you were broke. Where'd you get that money?"
"Indians."