Thursday, March 09, 2006

Daily Show: Corrdry on Bonds

During my nightly ritual of watching the Daily Show (sans clothes) and Colbert Report, I nearly woke up the neighbors. Only not with my usual pleading cries begging Angela stop beating me. No, this time it was laughter.
Rob Corrdry was reporting on the Barry Bonds steroid 'scandal'. When Jon asked him how Barry was reacting to the situation, Rob responded:
"He tore a phone book in half and f*cked the Coke machine."

9 comments:

Randy Leonard said...

"...(sans clothes)..."

TMI. Way, way TMI

Anonymous said...

Brian sent this to you and you haven't displayed it!!!
What is wrong with you!
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=23

Anonymous said...

It's stupid.

Anonymous said...

Heard? Don't you mean felt?

Anonymous said...

Felt? Don't you mean tasted?

Anonymous said...

Tasted? Don't you mean experienced?

Anonymous said...

Experienced? Don't you mean engorged?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous? Don't you mean Bob Packwood?

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