So Friday began with a week (weak) early St. Paddy's Day parade here in Seattle. As tradition dictates, it was super lame. Ted showed up with the family. The chil'ren were begging for money on a street corner. At least THEY get to keep their clothes on while they do it. Anyway, the parade DID suck. Till I got in it. Give a kid on a scooter a flag and nobody will question him. Not even pirates. Plus, those Irish chicks behind me were soooo freakin' UGLY!! I had to ride ahead and worn everybody. I think the one behind me totally wanted to make out.