Today is voting day in Canada. I know this is late. But I'll have a chance to use it again in less than a year. Once hockey is over and these guys realize what's going on, they're gonna want ANOTHER election. The current government has been in place for a little more than a year. The U.S. could learn a thing or two... 
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Yeah, we will come across the border with a few Bradley Tanks until you effing communists get your sheot together...Then we will build some real shopping malls, bad ass gas stations, and some effing RV parks that actually are open when a guy wants to effing use them.
In fact, I am going to put in a call to Dubyah right now and tell him to read your cute litte missive. He will send up the secondary units of the Montana National Guard to kick a little Canuck ass until you hockey loving Godless souls roll over and say "Where can I get me a Hummer...and I aint talkin 'bout your sister, Bub".
The real shopping malls have been kept a secret. However I've infiltrated them. While operating under the guise of Socialism...capitalism is staying out late and calling a cab home at 6am. Seriously. Capitalism is ROCKIN' up here. If only I had some capital to contribute to it.
As far as the National Guard going through Montana...ummm...have you seen Brokeback Mountain? Everybody would get discharged before they were discharged...if you know whaddaimsayin'.
Look it, your Godless, Marxist, Berkinstocks wearing "defense forces" would run screaming hysterically like little girls if our "Brokeback Mountain" units of the Montana National Guard came charging through the border wearing high heels and lip stick smeared all over their previously engorged faces wildly swinging their purses in hot pursuit of some commy lovin Canucks.
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