Ryan, Josh and Kyle (will someone forward this to Kyle),
Let’s do the stache bet again!!!! Josh – can you set up your fancy spreadsheet again? I am predicting Karl repeats as the “champ”…
And I saw a bum take a diarrhea crap on the sidewalk yesterday on the way to work. He was walking and all of a sudden took his pants down and squatted on the sidewalk. I saw the liquid come shooting out – I seriously almost puked in my car. It was awesome.
Very Truly Yours,
Christopher Buttlicker
Janitor at Law
Now, I realize that last year's "champ" (Hi champ!) wants nothing to do with it this year. He wants to put money on the line. I say "Pfffft". We can do that ANYWHERE. But I don't think Vegas has mustache bets. I think you can order a mustache up to your room...but I don't think there's wagers.
We've got about 2 weeks to get this together. I'm totally. Down.
Last Year's Winner: Karl!
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Oh, and the liquid Chris saw shooting out? He's not talking about from the bum.
Bum's bum.
We'll hafta put that to a vote. I tend to think that if you 'win' you 'win'...and should be able to be creative. Because I'm tellin' you right now: If I win? Handlebars. Maybe even blonde ones. Just like Hulk Hogan. Or that dude at the gay bar.
Hahaha...I think a pre-req is that you can GROW a mustache!
On a sidenote:
Are you playing Fantasy Football this year?
Haha! That's true!
Homeless Lady: "Can I have a cigarette?"
Karl: "Uhhh, yeah. Here."
Homeless Lady: "Can I have another one?"
Karl: ..."That's my last one."
Homeless Lady: "Frrrrrrrrrt squish."
I had put that out of my memory.
And I don't know what you mean by "if" Karl.
Who wants a mustache ride???
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