Adjusted Award:
I am overcome with sadness...yet, joy is tickling my baja. Why? Because this is week 15 of the NFL season. Week 15. Time flies...the season is winding down. As is our mustache contest. What contest? Why, the one I'm going to tell the uninformed about about.In week three, a wager was proposed. A wager that myself, Amber Alert, Karl and Mr. Slag would participate in. The winner gets nothing. It's the loser who receives a prize.
That prize being a cookie duster. A nose neighbor...a moustache/mustache. Whoever had the worst record as far as picks go at the end of the season would sport a stache' starting at the end of the regular season, through the playoffs and be able to shave it on Superbowl Sunday. So for the football challenged it would span from January 1st 2006 till February 5th 2006.
It's that period that brings the tickling of joy. The playoffs are a great time of year...even better knowing somebody I care for is sporting a Selleck.
The next 2 weeks will be very interesting. We've shaken things up a bit. From this last weekend forward, if you pick AGAINST the lines and the team wins: You get TWO wins. Hence the actual and adjusted wins/losses column and awards here. Having a three game pad between first and last is no longer comfy. Karl gained a bit of ground this past weekend. Chris may still get his secret wish.
Keep track of the action over at Slag's place.
17 comments:
Hey man... HEY MAN!!! I'M TALKING TO YOU, CRISP! Since when is 10-5 worse than 10-6? You need to go back to Mr. McCarthey and get a math rehash, boyee! Take your Adjusted Plummer award and stick it where your dad signed the birth certificate!
Hey Amber, you've obviously been spending too much time with clients, and not enough time reading my blog. Go back and read it, there were two proposed ammendments- the double or nothing, which failed, and the new 2 wins rule, which passed. Don't make me drive a cross through your chest...
SLAAAAAAG! It's a complicated formula. You went 10-6 actual 11-6 adjusted. I went 11-5 actual 13-5 adjusted. Karl 10-6 actual (tied, right?) 13-10 adjusted. Amber was 9-7 actual (worst of the week) 11-7 adjusted (still better than you). SO, the ACTUAL award goes to Chris for his WORST ACTUAL record this week. Sorry Chris, I know it hurts when mommy and daddy are yelling at each other like this. But it's your fault. Now, Slag, you had the WORST ADJUSTED record. Hence your ADJUSTED award. Add a picture of you looking creepy and a picture of Santa....and BAM! You win! Congrats.
Kyle you spelled "sense" wrong ^_^ You said "sence" and it's "sense."
And Ryan...you have a weird blog o_0
Oh. Crap.
huh whaddya mean
ok, i gotta know: is the little sis for real? and if so, how little? (not to be a perv or anything, just wondering how much you're corrupting her).
Looks like your parents have their work cut out for them.
blog stalker 2000 sucks. Fucking pervert...
o_0 Oooook. Um, "Blog Stalker", you are a CREEP. Yah. I love my bros ok? so go away.
who's slug? and claire?
Oh, I mean slag lol
hey, i happen to know blog stalker 2000, and he's definitely not a pervert. now, blogstalker 2002, that's a different story. why all the hate?
and i love your bros too, but i imagine it's a different kind of love. like, fandom... or something.
dang, it's hard to post here without sounding like a perv. (heh, i said hard)
Who is Slag, you ask? Oh, if you think real hard, you'll know who Slag is...
Could this be the end of Sweatpants and Vacuums? The happy ending, so to speak? Stay tuned!
Everything MUST GO! We're slashing prices, no credit? NO PROBLEM! EVERYTHING MUST GO!
Soooo yeah. I've been looking at this sweet new location. It's right next to a sheep effer site. NICE.
woah, no offense intended.
damn, tone is a bitch online. it was sarcasm.
keep the saga going... the story's cool!
I'm not the only one with rage issues. Or sleep issues.
I've been busy opening up the new place. I'll shout everyone a holla when it's ready.
Um. Karl? Look at the time the deleted comment was posted. Then look at the time that my comment was posted. It was me. I was logged in as a different user. Also, take not that it was deleted by the AUTHOR of the comment. Not the Blog adminstrator or whatever the crap I am. Also? Reeeelaaaxxxxxx.
teehee, go Kyle ^_^
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