It's the Muppet Show...YAAAAAAAYAYAYAYAYAY! Man, this is awesome. Muppets on DVD. Kermit turns 50 next month. Those 2 old guys were on a preseason football game the other day. One've em' said "....for shizzle." Sacrelig? Yeah. But still kinda funny...only 2 years behind the trendizzle. So, I'm gonna be renting/buying...uhhh...asking my wife to rent/buy those dvd's. Swedish Chef...Pigs in Space...ANNIMAL ANIMAL! Man. I miss the muppets. I even miss Muppet Babies.
So yeah. Hopefully I'll have an update to give on the dvd's.One that involves me owning/watching them. Apparently there's tons of rad special features. And best wishes to Kermit on his 50th. He still looks so young! I sent him an e-mail asking how he's stayed so young and fit after so many years. Seeing as we're all closin' in on our mid life crisis', it'd be nice to at least look good. So Kermie told me his secret. "I eat lots of pork...hahahaha". Thanks for the tip Kermit! I don't know what he's laughing about though.
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Kermit is my hero and I set my life by his exsample. I have a Kermit rag doll I sometimes sleep with.
You know something, he's on the sexy side as well, Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I'd be better for him then Miss Piggy the slut.
John G.
John G., Lighting ridder, Gay Blade, Happy Harold, or whatever your name is.
Get lost and keep lost.
Wow Anon! Very new thinking!! It's exciting that somebody with your astute intelectual thoughts can type!! What a breakthrough!
Seriously though, you can go start your own blog for free. I don't mind Mr. Ridder chillin' here. I think he can give me some wonderful decorating tips. Plus if you start your own blog, you can post all the pictures of Swatstikas, Ford trucks, Skoal Bandit cans and your favorite bandana!! So be nice, or eat a d. Love you!
Be nice or eat D? I'll take the D, please... I certainly will.
Anon, somebody's lost, alright. You've lost your way off the path of our Lord and Savior, that's right, my main fucking man, Jesus Christ the son of God. The sooner you repent of your sins and shit, the sooner you'll... eh, forget it.
OMG dude, do something about this spam, you're getting nailed! It would probably help if you didn't keep clicking their links and buying shit...
Seriously though, fix that.
I am the anon who told lighting ridder to get lost.
It seems I have offended Karl and Rykrisp with my intemperate.
Your comments have caused me to reflect on my reaction to ugly feelings about homosexuality.
Yes, I do have a visceral reaction to the notion of two men exploring the valleys and peaks of one another's anatomies.
Yes, I do fight the entreaties of a man whose sinews glisten with sweat and the musk that only a young, strong man can produce.
Yes, Yes, Yes I do overreact to the gayness that seems to surround and drown me from every corner of my life.
And Yes, I am fighting the temptation to succumb to the strength and power that I now know that only a man can is capable of delivering so that I can find true satisfaction.
Are you happy now Karl and Rycrisp. You make gay jokes and poke fun at homosexuality. But me? It is a life and death struggle. A struggle between a woman and 3 children who think of me one way and me, a man who knows I must have another man to truly feel liberated.
Maybe today is the day. Maybe I needed this nudge to take the plunge.
I both curse and thank you.
Anon,
That is GREAT. I think you need to keep us updated. It takes a REAL man to admi to that. Or at least a gay one.
I chastise a gay man and you two ridicule me.
Then I admit to being confused about my sexuality, then you two ridicule me again.
How am I supposed to feel about sharing my inner most feelings with two insensitive men? Where am I supposed to share?
In my baja! SHARE AWAY!
Have you sipped the nectar of manhood from the sacred gold chalice, Karl?
Your writing belies the unmistakable influence of a tortured soul who yearns to stroll through the forest of Man.
Would you care to join me for a hike?
It depends. Karl didn't bring his walking stick. Can he use yours?
You can use my stick anytime you want....Girl!
Sure..you can pitch a tent...as long as I can get inside it.
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