The fridge was left open over night. Everything is spoiled.
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
I don't miss the leg hairs. Just the hugs.
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Funny is right. So you left the wheelbarrow out back during a rainstorm? That DOES sound wonderful!! I left etc. behind? DAMMIT! Oh. And you TOTALLY blew your cover dude.
Pornless... Now, who could that be? How could someone be pornless, yet have an internet connection which allows them to post on here? Shit, anyone with a zipper and a mirror can never be without porn, Ya-meen?
Oh, btw, your blog has really started to attract some dregs, Ryan. Ouch! Links to wierd sites with lots of words!
Amber alert- did you know I created a www.classmates.com account for you months ago with that picture of you at the Sonics game with the big brown mustache? I did. It rules. The sad part is, that fake account has had many more visits than my real one over many years. You're so popular. You should go check that out. Peas.
A mirror? OF COURSE!! DAMMIT! I've been getting these wicked neck cramps dude. I guess that's why you have the degree!! I remember that picture. Classic. Dregs? You've been hanging out with Mara's friends too much dude.
Hey, Anon...that's awesome. "PIZZA'S NOT FOR BREAKFAST!!!" That dude must be Canadian. I had to buy more pants, because my belt loops were so worn out from taking my belt off so often. But I can finally get a cup of coffee with creamer in it!
7 comments:
Funny is right. So you left the wheelbarrow out back during a rainstorm? That DOES sound wonderful!! I left etc. behind? DAMMIT! Oh. And you TOTALLY blew your cover dude.
Go to this site and click on "pizza bagels".
http://www.whitestkids.com/wordpress/?page_id=7
This will give you an idea of how to communicate with your woman
Pornless... Now, who could that be? How could someone be pornless, yet have an internet connection which allows them to post on here? Shit, anyone with a zipper and a mirror can never be without porn, Ya-meen?
Oh, btw, your blog has really started to attract some dregs, Ryan. Ouch! Links to wierd sites with lots of words!
Amber alert- did you know I created a www.classmates.com account for you months ago with that picture of you at the Sonics game with the big brown mustache? I did. It rules. The sad part is, that fake account has had many more visits than my real one over many years. You're so popular. You should go check that out.
Peas.
A mirror? OF COURSE!! DAMMIT! I've been getting these wicked neck cramps dude. I guess that's why you have the degree!!
I remember that picture. Classic. Dregs? You've been hanging out with Mara's friends too much dude.
Hey, Anon...that's awesome. "PIZZA'S NOT FOR BREAKFAST!!!" That dude must be Canadian. I had to buy more pants, because my belt loops were so worn out from taking my belt off so often. But I can finally get a cup of coffee with creamer in it!
"But I can finally get a cup of coffee with creamer in it!"
See, now thas what Im talkin bout...now do your damn homework!
If by "homework" you mean "pick a huge booger" I am!
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