Monday, September 19, 2005

Grow On the Side of a Tree!

Have you ever wanted to score tons of white chicks? Get pulled over while driving your car? Maybe smoke weed every once in a blue moon? But you just can't seem to get the right emotion/skin color to do it? Worry no more. Randy Moss has yo' cracker back. Let Randy do all the embarassing things for you.
Breaking News!!
Randy Moss was spotted filling up his 88' Camaro, ordering a #2 at McDonald's, shopping for diapers, holding his wife's purse (is he even married?), picking up tampons, driving a mini-van and watching Sex in the City!!

2 comments:

The Mayor said...

White chicks are so 1998. Gimme a Haitian woman any day.

Rycrisp said...

Some people like to live in the past. And give me 100 bucks and you've got your wish.