"They cleaned the boat off, wandering around picking up used rubbers, KY Jelly, Handi Wipes, wrappers for sex toys ... it was just incredible how it was left."
-Stephen Doyle, lawyer for the Charter boat the Minnesota Vikings allegedly had a sex party on.
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I had to re-read that. At first I thought you typed *KFC jelly*.
My bad.
I consider you a friend in the deepest of shallow internet "friendness", but I can't FUCKING WAIT until you start talking like a literate individual with all his teeth again. Seriously.
Wut ar yoo sayin'? Haha. Just kidding. The doctors said I'd be fine. But there was a lot of whispering. Thanks for your kunsern Emily!
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