Saturday, October 29, 2005

Fast Track to Filthy Rich

I haven't been able to work in Canada just yet. I got here in July and have to wait for all my paperwork n' stuff to be done by the government. It takes MONTHS just for them to open it. So (rarely is this said) I'm at the mercy of the Canadian government. Until I found THIS:
-Canada's welcome mat is still rolled out for foreign strippers and lap dancers who can get quick visas to fill a domestic "labour shortage."

According to the article, it's just for women. But, I can make even MORE cash by filing for discrimination! I'm gonna go practice sticking Loonies to my body.

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