Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Week 4 Jake Plummer Award



For the second straight week, Hurricane Kyletrina has taken the distinguished honor (honour) of wearing the stache'. At least he got HALF his picks right this week. Mr. Slag had a scare as he went 8-6. Amber Alert redeemed himself as he tied with my (consistent) 9-5.

How will next week pan out? I have a feeling that I'm gonna have to find more pictures of Hurricane Kyletrina.

3 comments:

Li'l Em said...

I'm sorry, but it needs to be one of those waxed mustachioes that extends out to the sides of the face in pencil-thin curlicues.

It would be more entertaining for us bystanders, anyhow.

Li'l Em said...

Hey RyCrisper--

Just FYI, I responded to your response to my response about da Bears. I DO remember the Superbowl/Superbowl shuffle, etc. My mother, when I was but a mere chitlin, worked in a gift shop and helped Walter "Sweetness" Payton come up with gifts to send to his mom. I still maintain that he and Gayle Sayers are two of the greatest to ever play the game, because they had both awesome talent and amazing personal legacies. My brother and I still have Walter's jersey and wear them with pride--being over 20 years old now, it has taken some wear but we are unwilling to part with it. I remember watching the games with my mother on Sundays and squealing for da Fridge. Did you know he's modelling men's "big and tall" outdoorsman's wear now? Madness! I remember when Ditka had more hair and believed in victories, not erections.

This is why I have the unshakeable belief in my team. This is why I am willing to venture into a dome full of crazy redneck Rams fans and scream for Chicago at the top of my lungs.

But I still maintain--as I maintained in my maintenance of my earlier maintaining on The Mayor's page--Levitra commercials can be a pox upon one's legacy of victory.

I mean, honestly. If you come from the team with that kind of history--going all the way back to the 60's--what the FUCK are you going to be doing shotgunning beer on camera?

It hurts, RyCrisper. It hurts.

Rycrisp said...

Haha. I love that EVERYbody hates the Rams. I HATE the Rams.
How can Levitra commercials hurt your legacy? I think they make your legacy a lot HARDER to forget. You know. So your legacy will last longer.
Why would you shotgun beer on camera? Because you're not Jim McMahon. That's why. Time to get a sweatband!